- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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