four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Your Mother

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Were can you find a bag of meth?

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

i committed murder

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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