- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

THE GAME

a irish man walks past a bar

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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