Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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