What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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roses are brown violets are brown, who took a shit in my garden

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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