What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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