- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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