What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

jd and zach loves vigina

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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