Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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