A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Sex vagina. lol.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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