- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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