- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

I'm Polish.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

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