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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Balls

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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