A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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