Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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