How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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My cat just died.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Ily bae

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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