If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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