- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

once upon a time, it snowed

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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