How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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WNBA

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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