- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Your Mom

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Canadians

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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