- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Cancer.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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