Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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