- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What's 9 + 10 19

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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