Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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The GOV and the WHO?

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

ever tried african food? they neither

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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