- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Elizabeth Warren

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

feminists.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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