a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Roses are flowers.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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