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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

A man did not like this site

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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