What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

women's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Your dads dead. lol

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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