- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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