- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Pickles

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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