- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Hi, my name is Jake.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

outside your comfort zone

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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