- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

British Dentistry

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

An Englishman walks into a bar.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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