How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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Set up Punch line.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Women's rights.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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