- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock Knock CUM IN!

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Do the roar!

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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