Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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