- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??