A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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who else is on here?

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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A fat guy!

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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