- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

haha Otarts was here

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

You tell me. I have amnesia.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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