- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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