Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

AIDS.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

dyslexic's Untie

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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