- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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