Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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James Patrick Campbell

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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