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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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