Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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