- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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