- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary