a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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I like touching my boobs

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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