- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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