- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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