- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Knock knock Shut up

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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