- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

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