Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Please don't shoot me

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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