What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Charlie Sheen

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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