- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Error 37.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

womens rights.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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