Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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