What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Christianity.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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