- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

"Knock knock." "Come in."

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

the sky is green no it is not

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