- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.