- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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