what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Anti Joke

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