What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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