- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

black people

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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