Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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