- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

whats black and strange a paki

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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