Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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