- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

How High is a Chinese man

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Gingers.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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