What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Women can vote? wtf

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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