- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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