Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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whats black? the colour

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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