- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Honk if you're Amish!

2 + 2 = fish

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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