- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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