Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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What do astronauts do if the want a party? They planet

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2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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