two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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