- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Penis

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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