Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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