- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

A blonde dies Lololol

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

SUCK MY NUTS

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

if you are reading this your wasting your time

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