- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

there once was a black man who played basketball

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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