If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Honk if you're Amish!

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Anti Joke

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