Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Boys have swag, real men have class

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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