What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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