I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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