Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Asians.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Double-whammy

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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