- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

Ol-ive

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

BIG PENIS

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

im not food

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Women's rights

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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