Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

Good job, son.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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