Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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