- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Women's Rights

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

nickel back

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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