what do you call a kid named kid. kid

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Women's rights

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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