Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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non poop

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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