Justin Bieber

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's 9 + 10 19

A mormon walks into a bar.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

the redsox

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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