Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Guess what? Bananas

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

Actually it was me Josh brown

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

the midget went to the midget store

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Canadians

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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