- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

I'm gay.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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