- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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